I've completely forgotten my password to unlock my MacBook, and I can't even recall my iCloud email. I set up my account with new aliases just a few months ago to get rid of old spam and clutter, but now I'm stuck. I know this sounds silly, but I'm really looking for a practical solution since the laptop was quite expensive. Any advice would be appreciated!
4 Answers
You should definitely submit an activation lock removal request to Apple, provided you have your proof of purchase. It's a straight route to unlock your Mac without too much hassle.
Honestly, if your story checks out, you might need your proof of purchase to get any help from Apple. If you have that, you can go to them and they should be able to verify the laptop is yours. Just be honest about the situation and they might be able to help you out.
Make sure you have that proof of purchase ready, because without it, your chances of getting help from Apple are slim.
If you have access to another device with your iCloud, like an iPhone, use Apple's 'I forgot password' tool. If you can reset it that way, you'll be able to erase your Mac and start fresh by reinstalling macOS. But if your Mac is iCloud locked right now, reinstalling won't work until you get past that lock.

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